look at the kittens
these are turtles
Finally a place that picture works!!!
(Source: lajoliepluie)
look at the kittens
these are turtles
Finally a place that picture works!!!
(Source: lajoliepluie)
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
tall:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
oh my god i found the post that started it all
dOES NO ONE MENTION THE FACT THAT THIS POST STARTED A MEME
when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know
my cabbages
MY CABBAGES
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
“So, where’s your mom at?”
“She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
“Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
“Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
do nearly 50,000 people really not like tomatoes
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
(Source: rebecamikaelson)
I can’t help but wonder if me or anyone I know was created from really really kinky sex…
I was disappointed by the amount of noise made when a kit kat snaps in half.